I'm having contractions and had diarrhea last night, will I have my baby soon?  ~ Princess


Dear Princess,

It depends on what kind of baby you are talking about.  I have laid a few that could be considered big enough to be babies.  I am not sure but I think you may have confused two separate orifices. 

My advice would be to call your local Planned Parenthood  and ask them if they have any emergency parenting classes.  If they do, sign up immediately and ask these questions:

  • Where do babies come f...

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