The Ugly Truth


Browsing Archive: October, 2009

Filthy Rich

Posted by A. M. J. on Thursday, October 22, 2009, In : Technology 
Who is the richest man in the world?   ~Alfa

Dear Alfa,

Let me GOOGLE that for you.....

William Gates III  (a.k.a. Bill Gates) is the richest man in the world although, poor baby,  he lost $18 Billion USD last year. He kicked Warren Buffett out of the top slot as richest man in the world.  The recession has hurt everyone, even the richest of the rich.

It's interesting to think about the possibilities.  Last year the world had 1,125 billionaires. Today there are 793. Where did the $1.4 trillion t...

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Feeling Pooped

Posted by A.M.J. on Monday, October 5, 2009, In : Seriously Speaking 

I'm having contractions and had diarrhea last night, will I have my baby soon?  ~ Princess



Dear Princess,

It depends on what kind of baby you are talking about.  I have laid a few that could be considered big enough to be babies.  I am not sure but I think you may have confused two separate orifices. 

My advice would be to call your local Planned Parenthood  and ask them if they have any emergency parenting classes.  If they do, sign up immediately and ask these questions:

  • Where do babies come f...

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